![]() For example, you have over one hundred white sheep out there, but in the midst of them all is a single black lamb, and nobody even questions why. "Chief, there is always an explanation for everything. Being the only white person his daughter had ever met, he accuses him of being the father and betraying his trust.Ĭalmly the missionary walks with the chief to the edge of the village where some sheep are grazing. Outraged the chief confronts the missionary. In that time the tribal chiefs daughter gets pregnant, and eventually has a baby that turns out to be white. I can't afford to have another child to look after and she isn't ready.A christian missionary spends a year in a remote African village spreading the gospel. But not just any tablets, BIRTH CONTROL TABLETS! I ant believe my daughter is already having sex with boysīrunette Mother: that's nothing! I found a positive pregnancy test in my daughters handbag! Which means she has already gotten pregnant and not even told me. It made me feel like honoring SO DISGUSTING I never know my daughter was so vulgar!īlack Hair Mother: mine is worse! I looked in and saw tablets. Red-Head: awful it was! A giant floppy dildo just lying at the bottom. Red-Head Mother: alas not good I discovered some rather horrific objects in my daughter's purse yesterday Moral of story: Just because you're Young doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old Geezer Read MoreĤ mothers were sitting in a café having a catch-up.īlonde Mother: how are your daughters going? Geezer: Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500. Geezer: Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Young: My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!ĭr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.ĭr. Geezer: Congratulations! You've got your memory back. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth.ĭoctor Young: Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!ĭr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.ĭr Young: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.ĭr. Geezer: Congratulations! You've got your taste back. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. ![]() Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.ĭr. He put a sign up outside that said: Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000.ĭoctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!" Read MoreĪn old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
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